What did raise a lot of eyebrows was McGwire’s blubbering when describing how hard it was to tell the truth about his Popeye-like changes to his family.

“I hated lying to my kids,” he cried, wiping snot from his nose,” I told them that all they had to do was eat their spinach and they’d look like me. I hate spinach.”

The widow of Roger Maris, the New York Yankee slugger whose record of 61 home runs was eclipsed by McGwire’s 70, released an official statement.

“The steroid story is one thing. Heavens, Roger used to drink Ovaltine twice a day. But all that boo-hooing…Who does he think he is, Lou Gerhig?”

The display of unmanliness has prompted rumors of estrogen use by The Big Fake who was recently signed as a hitting coach (as in “Take a hit of this…”) for the St. Louis Cardinals.

Quiet sobbing could be heard from Sammy Sousa’s locked bathroom.

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” His apology was not sincere. No way to the hall of fame.”

” yawn…I’m so bored. Another apology “for effect”! (what he really meant was “I’m sorry I got caught!”) LOL!”

” No, he and the rest of the “roid-boys” should not.. Maris is the one and true @ 61. …and what makes me laugh is that the Cardinals want him as a hitting coach for 2010?!?!? Really!!!! Cardinals need to check that contract to see if they can NULL that…Just saying.”

” I do not feel his statistics would warrant his entrance into the Baseball Hall of Fame. His apology was shallow.”